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WINNERS - Caption Contest

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  • April WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "If a rabbit's foot can bring you good luck, then I should be the luckiest guy in the world!"
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "Obese Easter bunny goes to rehab for chocolate addiction."
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "The incredible shrinking man still holds onto to hope for a cure...and to his pet rabbit."


Honorable Mentions

"Smiling Bob not smiling after Bunny mistakes bottle of Enzyte for pellets."

"Ummmm .....No, I don't know who ate all the Easter Eggs..."


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  • March WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "Aunt May couldn't understand why no one wanted to see her tits after she caught the beads."
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "I'm so glad I saved all my Marti Gras beads I earned from flashing my saggy boobs."
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "I'll be the most popular girl at Bingo Night!"


Honorable Mention

"I hope these green ones aren't butt beads!"


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  • February WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "The Cirque Du Soleil rejects have taken to the streets and this time they mean business."
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "Management put the kibosh on "Casual Friday" after Louie, Frank, and Desmond took it a step too far."
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "New Trend Alert!! Sexually Confused Space Clown...it's the latest."

Honorable Mentions

"Rainbow Bob couldn't figure out why the studio executives didn't go for his movie pitch - Alien 5: The San Francisco invasion."

"Kiss reunion gone bad"


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  • February WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "Cheney can't wait until he can stop operating the Bush puppet, his arm is getting tired"
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "I hope this time they throw a sandwich...and some of those tasty little chips...I missed lunch today."
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "Alas, the surgery to separate the conjoined twins was doomed to failure. Simply put, an ass cannot exist on its own."

Honorable Mentions

"Is we done yet Papa Cheney? I'm tired of bein' the decider."

"yes, we're leaving, but Jeb's gonna run in 2012! yee-haw!"


Disclaimer:

This is a contest for entertainment purposes only. Consult with your physician before taking any prescription medications.

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