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Elderly Man Goes Into the Pharmacy

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An elderly gentleman went into his local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to refill his prescription for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "No problem, sir. How many would you like?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 3, but cut each one into 5 pieces."

The pharmacist said, "It's not going to work that well, cutting the Viagra that many times."

The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Viagra Confession Time

An old man goes into the confession booth and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I made love to two 18-year-old college girls I picked up hitchhiking."

The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never, Father. I'm Jewish."

"Oh. Then why are you telling me this?"

"It's not just you," he said. "Hell, I'm telling everybody!"

Buying Viagra at his pharmacy

Two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather, politics and such, when one brought up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other elderly man wasn't familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it's used for. The first man said, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a 30 year old again."

The second man asked, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"You probably could," the first man replied, "if you took two pills."


Viagra Jokes - Conclusion and Disclaimer

These jokes were for entertainment purposes only, and not meant to provide medical advice. If you are searching for medical advice about Viagra, please visit your local physician. If you would like to learn more about viagra, please visit us at the product description page.

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